I JUSFT HIT KMY HEAD OF THE DOOR I THOUGHT THIDS WOUDL BE A CUTE STOP MOTION ANIMATION WITH A PIKACHU AND A CAT OH MY GFOD
heres to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store
Things that make me fall asleep really fast.
- when someone hums quietly.
- when my hair gets played with.
- when someone whispers a story to me.
- when someone traces my skin.
one of those is not like the other
Yeah, humming quietly is kinda creepy.
|—COMMON:||Man, I know I’m in love when I think about her a lot and I’m finding ways to get to that person. Even though I gotta work, even though I gotta take care of other responsibilities, I’m like yo, when am I gonna fly out and see that person? I look forward to seeing them.|
|—KENDRICK LAMAR:||How do you know you’re in love? When your heart feels it instead of your mind and your penis don’t. You know, it’s deeper than that… That’s when you know.|
|—PETE ROCK:||Oh man you feel it right here, *touches heart*, right there, it’s like cupid’s shooting you in the heart, that shit’s just BOOW! Lots of people say they don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do, it’s happened to me.|
|—A$AP ROCKY:||You know you in love cuz you don’t want nobody else but that person. You know, that’s how you know for sure. Like you could see a million other bad bitches, but you know, but it don’t even matter, you stuck.|
|—BIG BOI:||Your heart flutters a little bit, you like to kiss on the mouth a lot, your neck get hot when you kiss on the mouth, that type of stuff. Stuff like that, yea.|
|—QUESTLOVE:||I THINK WHEN THAT PERSON CONSUMES YOU.|
SO THAT’S HOW IT WORKS
|Having emotions is seen as weakness|
|Admitting weakness is seen as an even greater weakness|
|Being called a sexual deviant or a pervert because you were expressing your sexuality|
|A girl beating you in any physical competition makes you inferior|
|Being superficial makes you a pig but a woman being superficial is fine|
|Makeup isn't even an option|
|Not living up to the insanely unrealistic ideal of manhood automatically makes you gay|
|Being gay is seen as weak|
|You can't control the size of your "manhood"|
|You can't report sexual assaults because being a male victim is worse than being the rapist|
|No male specific support groups or movements|
|Unequal parental rights|
|Extreme feminists treating you less than human|
|Women can blame all men or say they are all the same but if a man blames women they're sexist pigs|
|People dismissing your problems automatically because the universe is obviously rigged in your favour in every scenario imaginable|
|No one will read this past the title|